Yes, it is a sailor suit for your PET bottle of cold drinks. No, we did not realize we wanted one until we saw it. Yes, it comes with a pannier. No, we have no idea if a PET bottle actually needs one.
To be fair though, this PET bottle sailor costume is designed to keep your drinks cold despite the summer heat, as it’s lined with the same material used for coolers and picnic baskets.
If you need one for your PET bottle daughter, you can order one from Village Vanguard here. Otherwise, enjoy the bizarre yet informative gallery blow.